It started when a stray tabby, fed on midnight burritos, found a discarded American flag hat in a dumpster behind a polling station. The hat fit perfectly, the cat felt elected, and the next thing you know, the feline was tapping a ballot box with a paw, accidentally minting a meme coin that even the precinct clerk couldn't ignore.
Word spread faster than a viral TikTok of a cat doing the dab. Soon the cat, now dubbed Congressman Whiskers, started holding “Purr‑party” rallies in alleyways, promising free laser pointers and endless tuna for anyone who tossed a $VOTE into the pot. The internet went nuts, the hat got more stitches, and the meme token exploded into a frenzy of memes, memes, and more memes.